While bored at work a long time ago

While bored at work a long time ago, I wrote a very short poem, the shortest I’ve written. I let a few co-workers read it and I was delighted they were able to relate with the humor, because I intended it to be humorous. I threw it away, though, and I could not remember a single word. I read somewhere that the shortest published poem in a widely-circulated publication goes, “The Bronx? / No thonx.” If you’re interested to find out who the author is, go look for it yourself.